Cena’s Retirement Post.

Hello, CPA.

After days of thought, I have decided that it is finally my time to depart from the Club Penguin Army community. As much as it hurts me to leave all of this behind; I believe this is the best thing I can do for myself.

 

 

 

From my off and on time spent in the Nachos from 2011-2013 to my final days spent in the Pretzels, I have (for the most part) greatly enjoyed the memories created from this beautiful (yet often horrible) community. Club Penguin armies were a major part of my childhood and I’m honored to have been a part of the community. Although I was often a nuisance to others with my trolling antics, I do deeply love all of you (hmu, Greeny, Cenette is still waiting.)

 

 

Armies:

 

Nachos:

 

My first army. Not much to say on it as lots of the memory has faded. I was on and off in the Nachos for a few years. My personal favorite period of time spent in this beautiful army is under Puckley’s leadership in 2013. Although I was eventually chat recruited into the next army I will be talking about, I will always hold a spot in my heart for the Nachos. HAIL NACHONNIA!

 

 

Hot Sauce Army:

 

 

HSA is the first army where I feel I truly gained lots of experience. While serving in the Nachos I received a DM from Hot Sauce Army leader, Bearsboy10. My time in HSA will always be one of my favorite times spent in armies. NEVER COOL DOWN!

 

 

Pretzels: 

 

 

My all time favorite army. The Pretzels. After army hopping like a god damn rabbit for a while I finally found what has turned out to be my final resting place, the army I currently lead, the Pretzels of Club Penguin. Starting from the bottom, under the leadership of Brave, Aaron, Starz, and Buddy, I worked my way up to become a leader in training. Shortly before the closure of PCP, I was dubbed the leader of their S/M division, Pretzels: Salt Division; which turned out to be a flop as PCP closed shortly after. In 2019 the Pretzels were revived under the leadership of myself and former Winged Hussars leader, Snork. The first, and possibly last, post-Disney Club Penguin generation of Pretzels has remained undefeated in war. Eliminating the Lime Green Army entirely, running the Templars back into Club Penguin Online, and forcing the Team Yellow Army to merge into Romans. I love this army and everyone that is part of it. FEAR THE SALT!

 

 

Golds: 

 

 

Ahh, the Golds. Another army I started from close to the bottom and worked my way up to a status as a leader in training. The Golds family is like no other. So many amazing people were met during my time in this army. VENIMUS, VIDIMUS, VICIMUS.

 

 

Silver Surfers:

 

 

The first real army I got the chance to lead. Starting with myself and then SMAC CEO, Jodie, we destroyed the Ice Hounds. Later Coqui, Security, and Antonio joined us in the leadership. Damn fun times.

 

 

Shock Troops and Duck Knight Army:

 

 

Putting these together as they are essentially the same army; although DKA was built as an homage to the army I once helmed alongside Stone523. I love both of these armies so much. From DKA’s victory against the Wild Ninjas to ST’s loss to the Lime Green Army, every minute of time spent in these armies were enjoyed with some awesome troops under my command.

 

 

 

Cool peeps:

 

 

Puckley – Not much to say, as I’d be very surprised if he were to even remember me nowadays, but I love this man. Incredible leader of the Nachos.

Dx – Leader of the Hot Sauce Army and one of the first army leaders to truly teach me so much about recruiting and keeping chat active.

 

Jason – HSA HSA HSA

Bears – The man to chat recruit me from the Nachos into HSA. As much as I love Nachos, my time spent in HSA is something I wouldn’t trade for anything. Love ya Bears.

Subster – YO QUEEN YOU COOL AS FUUUUUUCKKKKKK

Zayn – Zayn was like an older brother to me in HSA. Although I haven’t spoken to him in YEARS, I hope he’s doing well.

Brave – Leader and creator of the Pretzels, certified badass, and one of my greatest mentors. Braveboy is the GOAT.

Buddy – ha u gay <33

Starz – One of the greatest recruiters in the Pretzels, it was an honor to serve under you, friend.

Jd – You prick.

Antonio – Another one of my greatest mentors, former leader of Golds and the Silver Surfers. Love you brother. Venimus, vidimus, vicimus.

Shad – Although we haven’t exactly been on the greatest terms recently, you were once a true mentor to me. You’re a pretty cool dude but my GOD are you a fucking DICK. Anyhow you probably think Bayley is a good wrestler so go fuck yourself.

Security – OK SO YIKES THIS’LL BE CONTROVERSIAL. SECURITY USED TO BE COOL. FUCK YOU ALL. HAIL THE BIG DICK ALLIANCE (FUCK THE POLICE, RIDE THE WAVES!)

Coqui – ye ur cool. Was fun leading da surfers w/ ya <33

Jodie – Was an honor whoopin’ up on the Ice Hounds with you girl. Ride the waves! Hairy Bears forever!

Chainpro – yeah ok

Zucculente – You’re a cool dude. *lightning noises*

Toby – KARAOKE NIGHTS WERE DOPE

Liam – ILY KING

Snork – It was an honor leading with you, brother. Fear the salt.

Lavandula – UR A GAY QUEEN AND I LOVE YOU

Cadence – It was an honor to have you alongside me through three armies. Keep on dancing.

Coolj – CANC. You’re cool. Love ya brother.

Shallissa – CANC. You’re cool. Love ya sister.

Jamie – CANC. It was a fun ride brother, from RR to Pretzels together, eh?

Katsuki – CANC. QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK.

Queenieliz – I actually think you’re a fuckin’ idiot. But I wanted to use this opportunity to say this: STFU COW.

R3tro – VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

Hidcre – VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

Jeremito – It was a damn fun war brother. Also, VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

Raider – *cricket*

Prior Bumble – God damn. From the moment I met you you were a total badass. Best brother ally an army leader could ask for. Sh’ock sum nuvar. Erat ipso sacra. Love you man. Best friend I’ve ever had in armies. Forever.

Anyone else – HEY, YOU, YEAH YOU READING THIS! YOU’RE COOL. (unless ur Queenieliz, in that case, STFU COW.)

 

 

Thank you, CPA, for being such a wonderful part of my life.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cena